The Monsters Habits

The monsters habits were pretty gross
But Morag’s were grossest the most
He picked his nose and had smelly toes
He had gnarled fingers and a smell that lingered
He ate the mucky belly button fluff
And other revolting stuff
He scratched his bum
And chewed grey gum
The stuff that people left about
Once they had finished their amount
He ripped open bin bags
And scouted about for bits of rags
He farted out those cabbage whoppers
And stunned a load of busy shoppers
So now I suggest you close this book
And just be grateful for your luck
That you have never met this creature
Morag the great rubbish eater.

– Sophie Fletcher

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